Yea Im back, with the randomness as usual...
Yo....I saw this lady today at work, I swear she stood about 8'0, about 600 pounds, mustache and all. She was getting some watermelons...she was straight tossing them joints in the cart. Usually the baggers would help the ladies get the watermelons because they'd be too heavy...I mean she was picking them joints up, cuffing them with one hand. I've never seen anything like that in my lufe. Gotta be a man trapped inside a womans body...it just gotta be, because thats not normal at all.
So no more AJ and Free...I wonder who the next hosts are going to be. Just as long as they dont get Julissa and Ray-J, then we're good. Julissa stumbles over every other word and Ray-J just needs to take a break from music, tv, and everything else forever, because nothing is working for him. Speaking of hosting, Big Tigga needs to come back and holla at Rap City because Mad Linx is just not cutting it.
Man....what the hell is wrong with BET? They need to get it together QUICK...
Why was this lady trying to holla at my Dad? Let me tell you, it was about 100 degrees outside that day...she had on some blue/white cowboy boots, lime green sweatpants, and what was supposed to be a WHITE wifebeater, which was no longer white...you could say it was brown. While she was talking to my Dad, she was diggin all in ass....Im dead ass too. We're straight rollin in the car. My brother is yelling, "Daddy get her number." The chick looked like something from a horror movie. She walked straight out of Freddy. We told my Mom and she was rollin too. Good times......
I was looking at the Bobby Brown Show or whatever it's called. On some serious stuff, they BOTH look like some damn fools. I mean, the show is cool but they just look crazy. Bobby's mouth is all messed up and Whitney probably be gettin straight smashed right before the show starts. The lawd needs to just lay BOTH his hands on them...hell feet and everything else too. He just needs to lay on them, foreal.
But on another note, Im so ready to go back to school. Never thought I'd be saying that...but I really am. I've never had amore boring summer in all of my 19 years on this Earth. It's crazy....
Until next time....Im exiting |